CIVILIAN ISSUE / APPROVED
Woodland Archive – Ringer T-Shirt
WOODLAND ARCHIVE // INVESTIGATION OPEN
Dirty magazines. In forests. Across multiple countries.
No known supplier. No known distribution network. No satisfactory explanation.
STATUS: RECOVERED MATERIAL UNDER REVIEW
BEER PROTOCOL CLEARANCE: APPROVED
$40.00
Across multiple countries, Generation X personnel have reported the same unexplained phenomenon: dirty magazines discovered in forests. Nobody knew who brought them. Nobody knew who owned them. They simply appeared beneath logs, behind rocks and inside improvised woodland archives with no known distribution network.
The geographic consistency remains difficult to explain.
Headquarters has therefore classified the matter as “WOODLAND ARCHIVE”.
Investigation remains open.
This lightweight cotton tee features a relaxed fit and contrast trims that give it a retro look. Wear it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a laid-back everyday look.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GEN X ARMY ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at intel@genxarmy.com or write to us Esplanaden 1, 45772 Grebbestad, Sweden.
CIVILIAN ISSUE / APPROVED
Woodland Archive – Ringer T-Shirt
WOODLAND ARCHIVE // INVESTIGATION OPEN
Dirty magazines. In forests. Across multiple countries.
No known supplier. No known distribution network. No satisfactory explanation.
STATUS: RECOVERED MATERIAL UNDER REVIEW
BEER PROTOCOL CLEARANCE: APPROVED
$40.00
Across multiple countries, Generation X personnel have reported the same unexplained phenomenon: dirty magazines discovered in forests. Nobody knew who brought them. Nobody knew who owned them. They simply appeared beneath logs, behind rocks and inside improvised woodland archives with no known distribution network.
The geographic consistency remains difficult to explain.
Headquarters has therefore classified the matter as “WOODLAND ARCHIVE”.
Investigation remains open.
This lightweight cotton tee features a relaxed fit and contrast trims that give it a retro look. Wear it with jeans, shorts, or joggers for a laid-back everyday look.
• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather Gray is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz./yd.² (145 g/m²)
• Yarn diameter: 32 singles
• Side-seamed construction
• Regular fit
• Crew neck
• 1 × 1 baby rib binding on the neckline and sleeves
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), GEN X ARMY ensures that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards.
For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact us at intel@genxarmy.com or write to us Esplanaden 1, 45772 Grebbestad, Sweden.
